Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Do plants get herpes?
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