Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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