He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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