ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She bit a glass in half.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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