What a fucking waste of an outfit
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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