The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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