Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
