do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
And then he peed in my hair
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