i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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