Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
