school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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