ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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