Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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