would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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