i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The struggles of a small town man whore
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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