Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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