dude i'm inner monologue high
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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