If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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