I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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