She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize