: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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