yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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