New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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