No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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