I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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