At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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