he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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