She said her name was "party"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
