Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
dude. I can hear the air.
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