Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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