Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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