hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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