Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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