I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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