Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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