i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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