Sry I called you an 8
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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