yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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