I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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