I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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