Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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