Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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