Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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