I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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