there's paper in my vomit.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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