He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Nicole vs. Life
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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