No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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