I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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