It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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