3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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