I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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