that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
