Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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