I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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