Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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