They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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