Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Randomize
