i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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