You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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